I'm NOT much into chatting, camming, exchanging sex pics, or exchanging fantasy stories...yeah, I'm a -joy. I'm kind of burned out from it to be honest. Maybe one day I will want to do that again, just not now. I hate liars, so I tend to be very frank and honest. I don't bullshit. So, please don't ask me a question you are not prepared to hear the answer to. My avatar photo is really me, and I may or may not add more..just not sure yet. I still have a few pounds to lose anyway I'm hard on myself, but I'm realistic about my body. I'm by NO means skinny, but I have what I would call a "thick" figure. Some say I have an athletic build, but I just don't see it. I am often complimented on my smile and how I do not look my age. Most say I still look like I'm in my late 20s. I love Howard Stern, so I have a great since of humor, raunchy sense of humor. I love photography, which is my passion. I love to play tennis, work out, and watch tv--too much tv actually. I'm looking for a serious relationship. My very own penis to worship Don't get me wrong. I have NO expectations of finding someone from this site, but you just never know..right? Let's just say the expectation is VERY low. On this site I like to watch videos, get myself off, then get back to "life". I don't mind holding a conversation, so feel free to ask me anything..if you still want to after reading this. Peace.. Disclaimer: WARNING: All individuals and/or institutions,including local,state,federal,and international law enforcement agencies using this or any adult friend finder site or its associated sites for projects and or investigations.-You do not have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures,videos,blogs,or stories in any form or forum both current and future.If you have,or do,it will be considered a of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.