Just a regular straight guy with too much free time, and nothing better to do. So, for now, I'm treating porn videos as continuing education credits that I will utilize in the future. That's assuming I meet a human female that: A.) Isn't disgusted at the thought of touching a cock. B.) Doesn't use dry erase markers to schedule our monthly intercourse in advance. C.) Doesn't make me join her in prayer afterwards to confess our sins. D.) Is open to trying sex positions other than missionary. E.) Will FINALLY fuck me on my birthday, so I can cross that off the bucket list. I'll take sex instead of new slippers as an acceptable gift.
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